One flatmate is at his Christmas party. The other is in America.
Australian. Male. Gay. Mostly harmless. Mostly human. May contain traces. Side effects are uncommon and may include faintness, moderate to severe amnesia, confusion, euphoria, sedation, increased anxiety, death, dizziness, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, darkened soul, and fire. May contain evil; evil is not a toy.